More news has been revealed concerning "jailbird"/presidential aspirant Keith Judd's past membership in the Federation of Super Heroes. Dr. Bruce Banner, aka The Hulk, (the one from the 70s) has come forward to explain why Judd, aka THE MIGHTY MULLET, dropped out of the Federation after serving from 1976 to 1982.
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Will Keith Judd give up his
disguise and unleash the
power of the mullet? |
"He was a great super hero, no doubt about it," Banner said. "The mullet tail was way faster than Spidey's webs, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings and all that. But it was ahead of its time. People in the late seventies, they just didn't understand the awesome power of the mullet."
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| "HULK like MIGHTY MULLET" |
Bruce Banner 2012 has also stepped forward to make a statement of support. "Since we'll need more pointless arguments in between scenes of havoc-wreaking, and since Keith can bring the fresh viewpoint of the incarcerated, I think I speak for all of us when I say we would welcome THE MIGHTY MULLET to our next installment of the Avengers."
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