The drone: Barack Obama is luvin' it, to wage his un-ending war of terror.
http://tinyurl.com/78o5wnj Bob McDonnell is wantin' it, for Virginia law enforcement.
http://tinyurl.com/89qxvln Soon all of us may be gettin' it, now that an internet billionaire has announced plans to manufacture a drone for personal use, called
The Stinger.
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This surgical strike
has medical approval--
Dr. Strangelove
has announced his
unqualified support. |
"With tech costs dropping, we feel that this will be ideal consumer product for the 21st century," said a Drones-R-Us spokesman. "
Got a cheating spouse? Not sure what your teen is doing after school? Think your neighbor may be up to no good? The Stinger keeps you in the know." Data collected from The Stinger may be used in court actions or downloaded directly to Facebook for public shaming. A weaponized version of The Stinger will also be available. Asked about the potential for vigilante actions a la George Zimmerman, the spokesman insisted the opposite was true. "
Zimmerman panicked after Trayvon Martin confronted him. Using The Stinger will eliminate that kind of human error. After all, look at the CIA's phenomenal record. That's why they're called surgical strikes."
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