Down in the valley,

Valley so low.

Hang your head over,

'Cause cellulite blows.

Oh, the shame of those hills and valleys of cellulite.  But now there's a cure.  Possibly.  Conceivably.  Perhaps.   http://tinyurl.com/7l3wgcb   God is surely a man; otherwise why would men get dimples in their chins while we get them in our asses, where no one thinks they're cute. Cynics say cellulite is an "invented disease."  No matter.  Women with the bucks and afflicted butts will flock to the new cure like sickly supplicants to Lourdes.  Hope springs eternal.  Just like cellulite.