Friday, April 13, 2012

Rocket goes off in North Korea's pocket; David Cameron crows.

Supporters of David Cameron insist the British Conservative PM deserves credit for the failure of North Korea's rocket launch yesterday.  It seems that Cameron, convinced that Dr. Evil was behind North Korea's space age ambitions, sent Austin Powers to eliminate him.  Powers, naturally, was immediately discovered, but North Korea's new leader Kim Jong Un was taken with Powers' 1960's style methods of seduction.   Not surprisingly, lessons in mojo resulted in premature rocket launch.

While critics note the success in launch failure was accidental, supporters suggest Cameron deserves credit for updating his approach.  "His economic policies are straight out of 19th century Dickens," one noted.  "This movement to the swinging 1960's is a real step forward." 

Cameron lately has shown interest in using athletics to polish his image   ( http://tinyurl.com/7suaz6f  and http://tinyurl.com/btf8poq ) but he may need extra help now that he has proposed taxing laborer's meat pies even as he continues tax breaks for the wealthy and advances "austerity" as a cure-all.  http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/what-romney-could-learn-from-britains-david-cameron/2012/04/12/gIQAsmwnDT_story.html

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