Thursday, April 5, 2012

Arianna Huffington announces solution to Greek debt crisis.

Huffington and Tim Armstrong, head
of AOL, which purchased the HuffPo
last year for $315 million
Encouraged by the news of Arianna Huffington's consolidation of power at AOL http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/05/business/media/huffington-post-gains-more-control-in-aol-revamping.html?hpw, Greek ministers flew to New York overnight to glean the insights of the Athens-born entrepreneur, and this morning Ms. Huffington spoke to reporters to announce her solution to her native country's debt crisis.

"It's simple, dahlings.  Greek government employees should work for free for the next three years.  They'll be more than compensated by the knowledge that they've been integral to the nation's stabeelity and success.  This is exactly how my unpaid bloggers feel about the success of the Huffington Post.  Today, they are rich in accomplishment."

At right, Huffington Post bloggers Greek citizens express enthusiasm for Arianna's $300 million windfall austerity measures.

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