Wednesday, April 18, 2012

In the wake of GSA spending scandal, Congress commends Secret Service "Agent John" for frugality.

Just kidding.

But let's put this another way:  If two Secret Service agents were to make an advance trip to, say, middle America, and they were to go into an Applebee's for dinner, they might well order a Sizzling Cajun Steak & Shrimp entree at $13.99 each, followed by a Triple Chocolate Meltdown at $4.99 each.  Which brings us to a tab of $38.00 without drinks, tax, or God forbid, a tip.

Which brings us to the new revelation/allegation--which of course may or may not be true--that the payment dispute between the agent and the Colombian prostitute arose from the agent's assertion that since the prostitute had serviced two agents, they were entitled to a 2 for 1 special on the Sizzling Colombian Steak and Shrimp, and at least according to today's MSNBC report, the amount "Agent John" refused to pay, which caused the Triple Chocolate Meltdown, was somewhere between $40 and $60.  http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/17/11251326-nbc-prostitutes-50-fee-for-two-agents-triggered-secret-service-scandal?lite

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