Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Thank you, Dr. Obvious.

Twin Towers:  Who knew they shortened your calf muscles?
So it takes 3 male researchers in a lab studying young heel-wearing and non-heel-wearing females to prove that wearing high heels shortens your calf muscles and changes your stride.   Thank goodness someone told us.  I guess now we'll all stop wearing those pesky things.  http://tinyurl.com/7n6e8qx
What they might have measured is how far their own tongues hung out as they watched the young heel-wearers stride around the lab.  
(Particularly when it's
 elongated by the arched foot)
the leg bone's connected
to the boner.

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