Meet your president in 2032.

The Miss America pageant will be held tonight in Las Vegas.  So set your dvr, or watch Sandra Bullock's Miss Congeniality, or just remember that what some contestants want is "longer sentences for repeat offenders...and world peace."  Or try to forget the whole thing.  But be warned, Miss America 2011 Teresa Scanlon plans to use her scholarship money to pay for "law school enroute to a career in politics."                                                                                            In  related news, the trial of former Presidential aspirant/pretty boy John Edwards is being postponed so he can have heart surgery.  Now if they can just find a soul for him, he'll be set.