Thursday, January 19, 2012

Calista updated: Marianne, defined.

Marianne (mer-ee-an)
noun
1.  first or second wife of powerful man during pre-geezer, frequently pre-power, period  2.  wife for whom man feels no uxoriousness (see Calista, defined, Jan 16 post) 3. said geezer after roasting, skewering, or otherwise dishing by now ex-wife:  Marianne is a dish best served cold, or alternately, in the heat of fury.
verb
1.  to offer up ex-husband in all his glory for public inspection:  Wow, she really Marianned his ass.

"On the eve of the South Carolina primary, Marianne Gingrich reveals Newt requested an open marriage to accommodate affair with Callista--just after Marianne was diagnosed with multiple schlerosis."

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