Who says Rush Limbaugh isn't a romantic guy?

He wasn't John Cusack.  He didn't own a boom box.  He had to Say Anything to get her attention. 




After all, he didn't have much experience in the sex department ...He'd always been limited to the stuff he could buy at The Little Shop Around the Corner.

Sure, there was the Brief Encounter now and then.  But those women charged a lot, and more than one complained about getting diseases from him. 






And yeah, maybe he wasn't Cary Grant.  But he sure was Notorious. 

Time for all those sluts to put up or shut up.  Rush Limbaugh was  In the Mood for Love, and Sandra Fluke just better put up online videos if she wanted contraceptive coverage. *  It's really best for all concerned,  anyway.  He was sick of all that face to face stuff.  The way those women looked at him really got on his nerves. 

* After calling Ms. Fluke a "slut" and a prostitute because she asked for contraceptive coverage, El Rushbo went further: 

"So Miss Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch."     http://tinyurl.com/75nfqpt