quis·ling [kwiz-ling]
noun: a person who betrays his or her own country by aiding an invading enemy, often serving later in a puppet government; a fifth columnist. Origin: 1940; after Vidkin Quisling (1887-1945); pro-Nazi Norwegian leader.
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| From left: D-Day, Otter, Boon, Blutarsky and Hoover. Not pictured: Rooster. Rooster, aka Rick Santorum, couldn't make it--he was too busy rolling kegs....Or was he? Was he meeting secretly with Dean Wormer? |
Could it be that Animal House, that fount of eschatological wisdom—if not scatological references (flatulence/excrement jokes were not in vogue back then)—had it all wrong with the ending? You know, how fun-loving “Otter” Stratton of the fun-loving Delta Tau Chi’s goes on to become a fun-loving gynecologist while vicious Nedermeyer of the sanctimonious Omega Theta Pi goes on to become a Nixon aide raped in prison?
Because here we are in real life just discovering that Rick Santorum was quite the “chugger” back at Penn State when his nickname was “Rooster” and he was “literally roll(ing) kegs down the dormitory floor” before he moved into the Tau Epsilon Phi fraternity house where the air on the third floor stayed thick with pot smoke. Why, Rooster even “indoctrinated” innocent freshman females in the Chug-a-lug Culture! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/05/rick-santorum-penn-state_n_1322663.html
Nowadays Rooster is such a party pooper he claims even husbands and wives are not allowed to enjoy conjugal bliss unless their intent is baby-making. Conversion? Maybe. Or maybe what Rooster’s fun-loving frat mates had on their hands was a Chip Diller in disguise, a quisling plotting with Dean Wormer to put the Tau boys—and all the rest of us--on double secret probation.
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| "Stop having sex or I'm going to report you all to God!" |
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