NBC unveils new sitcom, "Mr. Mope."

Small town mortician steals toys from children in his off hours; mocks them with "mope face" when they cry.  "It's a laugh riot," says one network source.

Okay, just kidding.  It was Rep. Paul Ryan who unveiled yet another budget plan calling for lower income tax rates for the rich while gutting social programs for the less fortunate.  Ryan hit the airwaves yesterday selling his plan, which provoked a mini-march on Washington by a bi-partisan group of cats, who fear they will suffer shortages once seniors start dipping into feline food supplies.  "Sure, we appreciate the sop for fat cats," the group's spokesman said.  "But Ryan needs to think about the rest of us." 

AP photo of Paul Ryan is from the Huffington Post, which dissects Ryan's plan.  Here's the link:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/20/paul-ryan-budget-plan_n_1366933.html?ref=paul-ryan