States of Emergency.

This morning's New York Magazine put me on to a link to a Wyoming Star-Tribune article, re: emergency preparedness bill  passed by the Wyoming House which will ready Wyoming for the complete collapse of the United States, allowing the state to print its own currency, raise a standing army, "acquire strike aircraft and an aircraft carrier," a measure which backers feel is justified given the nature of global and American problems.  Not sure where they're going to store that aircraft carrier, but Dick Cheney is from there, after all.  Here's the link:   http://tinyurl.com/7ojdtt9

On a related topic, I want to know when FEMA is going to weigh in with an emergency evacuation plan for George Clooney.  Stacy, no doubt, has read his comments about being lonely at public functions like the Oscars last night. (See Feb. 16 post)  It's only a matter of time before he's ready to vacate that relationship, and when your soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend is a professional wrestler, being in her "clutches" takes on a whole new meaning.

To quote the words of a Wyoming "doomsday bill" supporter: 
"To put your head in the sand and think that nothing bad's going to happen, and that we have no obligation to the citizens...to at least have the discussion, is not healthy." 

So I say, where is Janet Napolitano on this matter?  Priorities, people.