Mark Wahlberg assaults terrorists, grammar in single blow.

And only the English language is slaughtered.  The model/rapper/actor, expounding upon his scheduled flight on one of the 9/ll planes: 

"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did," he tells the magazine.*  "There would have been a lot of blood in that first class cabin, and then me saying, 'Okay, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry."

Wahlberg:  Actor reportedly
ate pizza, visited strip joints
before his lethal attack
on participles.

* No actual terrorists were killed in the construction of this sentence.