Sunday, January 1, 2012

2012 Prediction: Ron Paul Ru-es the Day.

In a shocking twist of fate (or possibly a bra strap), Ru Paul enters the Iowa caucuses as R. Paul, the Liberteen candidate.  Faulty bi-focals of aging caucus goers, exuberant Ron Paul support, and general ignorance of the difference between "liberteen" and "libertarian" results in Ru Paul victory.  Rupocalypse follows.

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