It's 18 degrees outside and I feel like roadkill...

...And then I see these fuzzy armadillo slippers on the web from an outfit that makes bunny and all other manner of creature slippers for adults.  So for those above the Mason-Dixon (who still haven't gotten the armadillo-road kill reference), there's shark, hedgehog, monkey--more than 50 furry faux critters to choose from.  Some things you really never outgrow.  Here's the link:

http://www.bunnyslippers.com/bunny-slippers.php