Big Foot: Reclusive but savvy single seeks same.

Babs:  Blind date went blooey.
"Next time I'm trying Craig's List."

On teevee's "Finding Bigfoot," the crack team of finders took a noisy baboon into the woods at night in hopes of attracting the Big Guy's interest.  But Big Foot, armed with the mobile app, SinglesAroundUs, naturally sniffed out the date-and-switch ruse and declined to fall for it.  Babs went home and binged on bananas and Real Housewives on her dvr.