Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Congress has a Dickens of a thought.

In honor of Charles Dickens' birthday today, large financial institutions lobbied Congress for the intoduction of debtors' prisons.  At Republican-led Congressional hearings, a resident scholar from the American Enterprise Institute testified that "Charles Dickens' whole family was in debtors' prison for a time, and I think we can safely say it spurred his productivity.  Who knows?  This could turn out to be a boon for modern literature as well.  No more post-modern crap."

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