Headline reads: "At Annual Meeting, Wal-Mart to Confront Shareholder Unrest." Article sez company will employ its standby: the elderly white male greeter.

No kidding, WalMart hired Aerosmith and, equally appropriate, Cheap Trick to entertain at its annual meeting, where shareholders are also, no kidding, expressing a good bit of discontent about that whole bribing-Mexican-officials thing.  Call them Jaded.  Or sing them Jaded.  Whatever.  http://tinyurl.com/cqf8d5v