Republican spokesman points out, "When it's the United States of Adelson, we won't even have to change our initials. USA, see? Very convenient."

"Some rich guys monkey around with sports teams," Adelson said,
"but what the hell, I thought.  I'm going for a nation.  I don't believe
all that Buy American crap, but Buy America? 
That's a good deal for a guy with $25 billion to spend!"

"We'll just move to using the initials officially," the Republican spokesman continued, "the way Kentucky Fried Chicken became KFC.  Mr. Adelson has indicated that will be acceptable since everyone will know who really owns the place."  http://tinyurl.com/6qmdyph