He hung out with guys named Dasher and Dancer and Prancer.  Said he was a high flyer. 

How could she have known once they were married, he'd only want to go out one night a year?  That they'd live at the end of the earth where she'd have nothing to do but bake and eat cookies? 

A moment of silence for the unfortunate, formerly hot, Mrs. Claus. 

This year she's asking for Spanx.